i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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