So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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