Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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