I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
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