Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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