guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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