No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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