I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
We're too hungover to prance.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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