Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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