I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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