i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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