after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
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