Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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