Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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