ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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