man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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