rhymes with "ouble enetration"
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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