question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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