I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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