Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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