Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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