What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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