VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
