Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
tell your sister to shave her snatch
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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