U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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