conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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