The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Threesome in a minivan. New low
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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