I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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