I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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