nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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