I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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