how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Randomize
