yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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