in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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