What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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