i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
