don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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