A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Come share oat with me in your robe
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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