I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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