Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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