doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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