so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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