NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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