This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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