You really coming over, don't trick.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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