I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
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