I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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