Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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