Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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