bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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