i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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