If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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