my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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